Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages
Don’t be afraid to step right in
Hear the whining and fighting
Laugh at our children’s inability to listen
Be thrilled by the great heights from which our children can jump after being repeatedly told to stop
Marvel at our parental attempts
So come inside if you dare — you’ve been properly warned, but have no fear we will provide wine
Only at our shit show
doormats are coir 18x30 and long lasting if kept under covered porches or out of direct weather conditions