Welcome to the sh*t show

Welcome to the sh*t show

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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages


Don’t be afraid to step right in


Hear the whining and fighting


Laugh at our children’s inability to listen


Be thrilled by the great heights from which our children can jump after being repeatedly told to stop


Marvel at our parental attempts


So come inside if you dare — you’ve been properly warned, but have no fear we will provide wine


Only at our shit show


doormats are coir 18x30 and long lasting if kept under covered porches or out of direct weather conditions